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Z CITY. A REAL ALTERNATIVE TO THE REALITY
While working on the government\'s social program "Popoffka, fuck you and your prices", we finally made the decision to found and build the Z CITY.
Moreover, one can live in Our Town already this summer, from July 31 on. There will be no skyscrapers yet, but one can bring your own tent, live on a beach and enjoy the view of Mars.
At the moment, we are finishing the construction of the strong City Wall that will help people of Z-CITY to keep distance from Popovka\'s reality.
First of all, we want to help the poorest and the youngest part of the Great Nation of Kazantip, and therefore we permit the residence completely free of charge for those who have ViZa.
But in order to weed out people who do not share our ideas and to keep a unique atmosphere of unity and sloppiness, we decided to apply some creative filter to pick out the candidates.
Do it again
For those who believed, waited and never doubted.
For those who left the Big Dance for good reasons.
For those who trashed the Viza, repainted the suitcase brown and now still envy us.
For those who wasn't and have yet to go crazy.
For all of you we'll do it again.
BUT the way you've never dreamed of.
KAZANTIP: LIFE WITH NO PANTS. By Will Lynch from Resident Advisor.
On a Thursday night this August, two days before the final party of the 20th edition of Kazantip, I sat in a black SUV rumbling across the bumpy stretch of land that separates Simferopol airport from the Black Sea. My travelling companions included two English drum & bass DJs and a young girl from Moscow named Tanya, who had hitched a ride with them. The DJs and I were a bit weary—worn out from travelling and unsure about what would happen next. Tanya, on the other hand, was practically bursting at the seams.
Will Lynch, RA's news editor - www.residentadvisor.net
THERE WILL BE NO KAZANTIP
There is another one Kazantip less since today.
It's probably not correct to enjoy misfortunes of others. Let's just honor the memory of the most ambitious clowns of our time - Roland Stach and Sergey Litvinovskij (and their kazantip.com) - the ones who tried to make a fake Kazantip this year, with 1000 DJs, Princesses and Portuguese farmers.
In my opinion, it's not only that they are two greedy assholes, they must also be unprecedentedly ambitious idiots who fanatically believe in the magic word KAZANTIP, to have an illusion that it's possible to create such a clone without any experience in organizing even a school party.
During the past six months the whole world has followed the story of two Kazantip with great interest and waited for the opening of the Portugal Miracle on July 20. But instead, there is only one message:
KAZANTIP FESTIVAL 2012 IS CLOSED
What a pity. We were awaiting five weeks of clownery.
*Here‘s a summary of what happened before:
To be completely honest, after the yesterday epic premier of our fucking astonishing nano movie, it is hard not only to write something, but to do anything at all. Especially to bend to the right.
What remains in the memory: the tropical rain... the stars which came after the rain... the raving beau monde of Popovka and the film critics who lost their voices after the third viewing... a lot of champagne, popcorn and some whiskey... I falled down from the Rainbow Bar... my segway brought me to the hotel on autopilot... In short, even the name "NIHUJASE" (which means "FUCKIN' AWESOME" - trans.) can not fully reflect what happened last night... And the conservative film distributors are still begging to change it to something more acceptable. For example, "WOW!".